A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?"
A very large plastic tarp, and a couple of gallons of Wesson oil. With Black Friday deals like that, no-one will care about Cyber Monday
I did a lot of sliding around a long time ago when I was single. Had old cheap cars and drove rock roads a lot. Power sliding around the corners was a good time. No crowds or traffic in the country. I sometimes drove in the ditch just to keep my passengers awake.....
Saw on bumper sticker:I did a lot of sliding around a long time ago when I was single. Had old cheap cars and drove rock roads a lot. Power sliding around the corners was a good time. No crowds or traffic in the country. I sometimes drove in the ditch just to keep my passengers awake.....