I graduated in 76 also, I remember the cars more than the girls.
I had no idea where to put this.
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Plus one without the vax. And that didn't vote for biden!
December 1978…….My first rock concert I was 15……The Detectives, Thin Lizzy and Kiss
A Senior's Perspective:
The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to
keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.
Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road is paved with
flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.
When I get a headache I take two aspirin and keep away from children
just like the bottle says.
Just once, I want the prompt for username and password to say, “Close
enough.”
Becoming an adult is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done
If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I’m self-employed.
We’re having a meeting.
“Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo”.
Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags, or is it just me?
I hate it when I can’t figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech
support guy is asleep. He’s 5 and it’s past his bedtime.
Today’s 3-year-olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps.
When I was 3, I ate mud.
Tip for a successful marriage: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be
ready while she’s mowing the lawn.
So, you drive across town to a gym to walk on a treadmill?
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
I decided to stop calling the bathroom "John" and renamed it the "Jim".
I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
Old age is coming at a really bad time.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.
Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to
transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Now, I'm wondering . . . did I send this to you, did you send it to me
or have I only sent one copy?
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The Commandments for Seniors…
You don't need anger management. You need people to stop irritating you.
Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that
needs work.
"On time" is, when you get there.
Even duct tape can't fix stupid – but it sure does muffle the sound.
It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten
minutes, then come out wrinkle-free...and three sizes smaller.
Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.
"One for the road" means peeing before you leave the house.
The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to
keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.
Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road is paved with
flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.
When I get a headache I take two aspirin and keep away from children
just like the bottle says.
Just once, I want the prompt for username and password to say, “Close
enough.”
Becoming an adult is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done
If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I’m self-employed.
We’re having a meeting.
“Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo”.
Does anyone else have a plastic bag full of plastic bags, or is it just me?
I hate it when I can’t figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech
support guy is asleep. He’s 5 and it’s past his bedtime.
Today’s 3-year-olds can switch on laptops and open their favorite apps.
When I was 3, I ate mud.
Tip for a successful marriage: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be
ready while she’s mowing the lawn.
So, you drive across town to a gym to walk on a treadmill?
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
I decided to stop calling the bathroom "John" and renamed it the "Jim".
I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
Old age is coming at a really bad time.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would've put them on my knees.
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.
Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to
transfer me to someone I can't understand anyway?
Now, I'm wondering . . . did I send this to you, did you send it to me
or have I only sent one copy?
-----------------------------------------
The Commandments for Seniors…
You don't need anger management. You need people to stop irritating you.
Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that
needs work.
"On time" is, when you get there.
Even duct tape can't fix stupid – but it sure does muffle the sound.
It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten
minutes, then come out wrinkle-free...and three sizes smaller.
Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.
"One for the road" means peeing before you leave the house.
PUPS, like Jackson Browne sang in Running On Empty....... in 65 I was 17........
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just happy 2 b here....
Born in 46.
My previous house address was 64. 
Graduated HS in 64. 
Great picture, perfect for the time. Graduated 74, our 50th reunion coming up. Holy crap Batman, I m getting old!
Sexy babes....my wife would have easily fit into that pic. Tall black hair, bell bottoms she had to lay down to button, buck 25#, and could keep up drinking beer with most of my buds. She's a good woman and Lucky to have me..... 
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55Brodie
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What did you dream next?Sexy babes....my wife would have easily fit into that pic. Tall black hair, bell bottoms she had to lay down to button, buck 25#, and could keep up drinking beer with most of my buds. She's a good woman and Lucky to have me.....
Come on man ...we gotta stick together...51 years, still putting up with her....
Cragar SS wheels and air shocks. AAR Cuda's and Z28's. 