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Just imagine that music set to bumbles trying to find his way off stage!Things that happen!
Mark
They don't even like it if I'm shaking an aerosol can,
My Orange Girlfriend, likes to lick my legs, in the morning, when I first get up.
She has an 80 grit tongue.
To keep her away, I have two plastic bags tied together, and I shake them, at her. She runs and hides, behind the couch. That gives me enough time, to get dressed.
She has an 80 grit tongue. To keep her away, I have two plastic bags tied together, and I shake them, at her. She runs and hides, behind the couch. That gives me enough time, to get dressed.
Drinking coffee watching it snow. This is one of her 3 that used to hate ne...
CBS GOLF ANNOUNCER FEHERTY
Feherty finds very unique, colorful and uninhibited ways of explaining or describing whatever is on his mind...(probably always on time delay these days).
He said one day, "It would be easier to pick a broken nose, than a winner in that group."
"Fortunately, Rory is 22 years old so his right wrist should be the strongest muscle in his body."
"That ball is so far left, Lassie couldn't find it if it was wrapped in bacon."
" I am sorry Nick Faldo couldn't be here this week. He is attending the birth of his next wife."
Jim Furyk's swing "looks like an octopus falling out of a tree."
Describing VJ Singh's prodigious practice regime - "VJ hits more balls than Elton John's chin." (Thought I was going to hurt myself laughing at this one.)
"That's a great shot with that swing."
"It's OK - the bunker stopped it."
"It's just a glorious day. The only way to ruin a day like this would be to play golf on it."
"That was a great shot - if they'd have put the pin there today."
"Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff."
"That green appears smaller than a Pygmies' nipple".
Feherty finds very unique, colorful and uninhibited ways of explaining or describing whatever is on his mind...(probably always on time delay these days).
He said one day, "It would be easier to pick a broken nose, than a winner in that group."
"Fortunately, Rory is 22 years old so his right wrist should be the strongest muscle in his body."
"That ball is so far left, Lassie couldn't find it if it was wrapped in bacon."
" I am sorry Nick Faldo couldn't be here this week. He is attending the birth of his next wife."
Jim Furyk's swing "looks like an octopus falling out of a tree."
Describing VJ Singh's prodigious practice regime - "VJ hits more balls than Elton John's chin." (Thought I was going to hurt myself laughing at this one.)
"That's a great shot with that swing."
"It's OK - the bunker stopped it."
"It's just a glorious day. The only way to ruin a day like this would be to play golf on it."
"That was a great shot - if they'd have put the pin there today."
"Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff."
"That green appears smaller than a Pygmies' nipple".
I'll bet there is a diesel generator inside to charge a dead EV on the road! Any takers? LOL