Today I called the credit card company about a charge on Mary's CC bill. After giving them the cc number, last 4 digits of her SS, and her mothers maiden name the line went silent for a second and the gal asks me, are you Mary. Without missing a beat I replied, yes I am, I CHOOSE TO IDENTIFY AS A FEMALE.......................It was quiet for a second and then she went on with my request.............
Damn I'm loving retirement.............
Time for lunch...the brisket from the smoker is waiting for me
Damn I'm loving retirement.............
Time for lunch...the brisket from the smoker is waiting for me