A southern gentleman from Baton Rouge went to Las Vegas for a holiday. Sitting in a cocktail lounge and sipping on some bourbon, he beckoned the waitress and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady.
Can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?"
"Wow, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl.
Flattered, she looked around the room, smiled, and replied, "Sure, why not? You're an attractive guy, too, and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip away up to your room?"
When they returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table. The waitress smiled at him and asked politely, "Will there be anything else?"
"Why, yes, " replied the southern gentleman.
"Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just did for me. It was real sweet and right neighbourly of y'all.
But where ah come from in Louisiana, we lahk our bourbon real cold, so ah still need a piece of ass for mah drink."