I think this is how the sign would read in the home of a democrat legislator.
I am an American Democrat
I am the Country's demise
The President and Congress report to me
I will make up facts and misinform the people
Ignorance, Apathy,and complacency are my friends
I will make any opposing voices not heard through any means
And not just at election time, always
Silence is great. Means we have the voting public fooled
In the face of oppression ( we laugh, we are the oppressors )
I can make a difference because I am the only person that matters
I am an American Democrat