Trump Offends
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BREAKING NEWS
Ivanka Trump was observed in December eating lunch at the Russian Tea Room restaurant in Midtown Manhattan! Unnamed sources report she had the temerity to be wearing a Russian sable coat when she arrived! It is alleged she seditiously had a martini made with Russian vodka and unapologetically consumed Russian caviar for her appetizer! The report further claims she had the audacity to put Russian dressing on her salad and flagrantly eat a bowl of Russian borscht! When she left the restaurant, Trump was then seen Russian to Lincoln Center to attend a subversive performance of the Russian Bolshoi Ballet!!! In other troubling news, historians reveled today that Adolph Hitler liked ketchup on his french fries. It has been widely speculated for years that Melania Trump privately puts ketchup on her french fries also! It appears that Melania Trump is in agreement with Adolph Hitler!!! PRESIDENT TRUMP MUST BE IMPEACHED NOW!!!!
Ivanka Trump was observed in December eating lunch at the Russian Tea Room restaurant in Midtown Manhattan! Unnamed sources report she had the temerity to be wearing a Russian sable coat when she arrived! It is alleged she seditiously had a martini made with Russian vodka and unapologetically consumed Russian caviar for her appetizer! The report further claims she had the audacity to put Russian dressing on her salad and flagrantly eat a bowl of Russian borscht! When she left the restaurant, Trump was then seen Russian to Lincoln Center to attend a subversive performance of the Russian Bolshoi Ballet!!! In other troubling news, historians reveled today that Adolph Hitler liked ketchup on his french fries. It has been widely speculated for years that Melania Trump privately puts ketchup on her french fries also! It appears that Melania Trump is in agreement with Adolph Hitler!!! PRESIDENT TRUMP MUST BE IMPEACHED NOW!!!!
I thought his name was Randy.....
Junkman 104
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TRUMP REVEALS THE LOCATION OF HIS TAX RETURNS
During a recent Trump campaign stop, a heckler from the audience hollered, "Hey Trump, where are you hiding your tax returns?
The Donald politely responded, "I've found a very secure place that I'm certain they won't be found."
The insistent heckler, then shouted, "And just where is that, dummy"?
The Donald smiled and said, "They are underneath Obama's college records, his passport application, his immigration status as a student, his funding sources to pay for college, his college records, and his Selective Service registration.
"What's your next question?"
During a recent Trump campaign stop, a heckler from the audience hollered, "Hey Trump, where are you hiding your tax returns?
The Donald politely responded, "I've found a very secure place that I'm certain they won't be found."
The insistent heckler, then shouted, "And just where is that, dummy"?
The Donald smiled and said, "They are underneath Obama's college records, his passport application, his immigration status as a student, his funding sources to pay for college, his college records, and his Selective Service registration.
"What's your next question?"
Junkman 104
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Junkman 104
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Junkman 104
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Junkman 104
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Junkman 104
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Don't forget, his Birth Certificate.
Gotta go to Kenya for that!
wristpin
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I'm pretty sure they're stilletos and that ain't as bad as the lacy french thong one of his golfing boys gifted him. And whats with Michele's shlong?
