Favorite saying (s)
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Had a uncle who disliked another guy (good reason) one time. He said "If he was dying of thirst in the desert ,I wouln't piss in his mouth". Actually I think he hated him.
Or, I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
Clint
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Flat as board and never been nailed.
Meat taste sweeter when it's closer to the ground.
Meat taste sweeter when it's closer to the ground.
That reminds me of another......
Closer to the bone,the sweeter the meat!!!!!
She's got legs all the way up to her ass!!
Beat it like a rented mule.
We were so poor when I was a kid we didn't even have enough dirt for a garden.
It hurt so bad when I was circumsized I couldn't walk for a year.
It hurt so bad when I was circumsized I couldn't walk for a year.
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They threw me out of the Kongo Club in Mitchell, SD when the gal on stage heard me say that. The bouncer told me to leave and I said I wasn't going anywhere until I finished my high priced drink.
If the shoe fit's ,wear it!!!!!
Gettin any?
You made your bed,now sleep in it..
That's bull shit!!!!!.
Saw this sign in a barber shop I went to in teen years. I complained when I had no shoes until I met a man who had no feet.