When, we were kids, Mothers took a hit.
"Your mother's so ugly, there's no mirrors, in your house."
Yeah, your mother walk's down the street, with a mattress on her back, yelling curb service." "Yeah, your mother wears combat boots."
Never really understood this one. "Your mother is SO ugly, your father, shaved her ass, and made her walk backwards". 
Later as we got older, a favorite was " Hey Joey, how's your wife, and my kids?
Usually, the answer was, " The wife is fine, but the kids, are a little retarded, but that's no surprise, after looking at you". Nine out of Ten times, that answer, resulted in a fight.
"Your mother's so ugly, there's no mirrors, in your house."Yeah, your mother walk's down the street, with a mattress on her back, yelling curb service." "Yeah, your mother wears combat boots." Never really understood this one. "Your mother is SO ugly, your father, shaved her ass, and made her walk backwards". Later as we got older, a favorite was " Hey Joey, how's your wife, and my kids? Usually, the answer was, " The wife is fine, but the kids, are a little retarded, but that's no surprise, after looking at you". Nine out of Ten times, that answer, resulted in a fight.
