I know! I know! Let's call the White House the "Rainbow House" or "House of Color." Next, we call each other "comrade." Then, give everyone everything they want and forgive every loan, everywhere. Importantly, free medical care from birth to grave will relieve the stress of seeking treatment; we will use the
Chinese Model. Next, we have unlimited, open borders, welcoming new voters and endless supplies of drugs; we will use the
Escobar Model. We defund the police and confiscate all guns, knives and hammers to prevent crime, in order to have a harmonious relationship between the law and the lawless; we will use the
Nazi Model. Since we will be universally admired for our Avant-garde thinking, all nations will respect us. Therefore, no military is needed; we will use the
Somali Model. Think of the savings that can be redirected to funding newly arrived immigrants and the elimination of bias among the troops. We nationalize big farms and confiscate production machinery to be distributed to urban dwellers for fair acreage distribution and to grow victory gardens; we will use the
Rhodesia/Zimbabwe Model. Next, we shut down all fossil fuel importation and production to save the planet--sunshine and wind will supply all energy requirements; we will use the
Alexandria Ocassio Cortez (AOC) Model.
As a result, we will have complete diversity; work-free, worry-free environment with no racism, bigotry or prejudice and no political strife.
Oh, wait! Holy shit, who is going to work to pay for all this?