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He looks like a Halloween decoration! (skeleton)Fatty and Skinny, went to bed. Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was Dead.She's probably gonna use him, as a Dildo.
Made some points today (fingers crossed)! Put an element in the water heater & vacuumed the scale out of the bottom, replaced the shocks & brackets on the storm door that blew up when the wind jerked the door out of my hand earlier this week, put a new battery in the wife's lawn mower ($212) and then I went back to town to buy her beer when we retired to the porchatio. I told her this should be worth a raisin pie! I'll see how that plays out.
Jeff
Jeff
Raisin pie sound different.
"replaced battery in the wife's lawn mower"! Wow-how does that work? (I mean the wife having a lawn mower)
She has hers, a respectable rider, she mows the back 40. Allot of times I do the outside edges and around the trees for her. She's not very good about getting close to things. On the other hand sometimes I get a little to close to the pond and have to get pulled out. Especially in a wet spring when I think I can zip across the overflow area but it's just a little wet yet. I have a Scag zero turn & I mow the front 25. She doesn't want to use the zero turn & that's just fine with me. Main thing, we have a system & it works! As soon as this "slow down" thing at the shop fully kicks in I am going to have to have her "trained" to have all the yard mowed so come Friday we can go to our weekend place and relax/rejoice/eat/drink & be merry!
Jeff
Jeff
Sounds like a plan...just don't do too much and ruin it for the rest of us... 
pace yourself...
pace yourself...
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description.
She said, “He’s 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.”
The next-door neighbor protested, “Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children.”
The wife replied, “Yes, but who wants HIM back?”
She said, “He’s 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.”
The next-door neighbor protested, “Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children.”
The wife replied, “Yes, but who wants HIM back?”
