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| Tribal Shaman |
| A film crew is on location in Kenya, when a tribal shaman approaches the director and says, “Tomorrow rain.” The director pays no attention, but the following day it pours and shooting has to be delayed. That night, the director sends his assistant to bring the shaman back. “What will be the weather tomorrow?” asks the director. “Bigger rain tomorrow, much wind,” and sure enough a terrible storm once again delays the filming. But then the witch doctor disappears for a week and the director, now depending on him, sends his people out to find him and bring him back to camp. Finally, he is located and brought to the director’s tent. “What will be the weather tomorrow?” asks the director in desperation. “No idea,” says the shaman, “Radio batteries dead.” |
| Last 6 Months of Life |
| A middle-aged man was visibly shaken when his doctor advised that he had only six months to live because of the terminal disease that was detected during a recent physical check-up. The doctor suggested that he should get his house in order, make sure his will was current, and ensure all final arrangements were in place for the funeral. He added that the man should then make plans to enjoy what might be left of his life to the fullest. “What will you do for the last six months?” asked the doctor. His patient thought for a few minutes, then replied, “I think I’ll go and live with my mother-in-law.” Surprised by the answer, the doctor asked, “Of all people, why would you want to live with your mother-in-law?” “Because it’ll be the longest six months of my life!” |
